Longslice Brewery founders Jimmy, John, and Sebastian share a fascination with the vastness of space. Which is what inspired them to launch a tall can of their Hopsta La Vista beer into the strasophere.
A capsule was launched from a beach in Goderich Ontario which contained a full can of Hopsta La Vista, a camera, a GPS tracking unit, and an empty display can that was positioned outside the capsule. 14.5km into it's assent the display can snapped off of the capsule. The real mystery is how, and why? Who was involved?
The capsule unit was thouroughly tested previously by brothers Jimmy and John. They threw the capsule off of bridges and cliffs with and without a parachute. They spun the capsule around simulating the worst turbulance conditions. At no time did the display can break off. The force required to snap off the display can would've had to be strong and deliberate.
The technology required to intercept the balloon in mid flight is beyond the capabilities of even our current military forces. Is it possible that a secret group was behind this? A group that has a love for delicious craft beer as well as access to future technologies? We contacted NASA to ask them about the incident, we got no reply. Their silence is more telling than any lies they could have told us anyhow. We may never discover the true identity of those sky swipers, but we do know that NASA and the illuminati are definitely working together on this project.